Lost Wanderers

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Calling the Tolkien Fandom

bagginsgotdabooty

So me, @something-sciency, and @hayle–storm were planning to make a hilariously terrible web-series about The Silmarillion, in sitcom style and centered around Fëanor and sons, and Morgoth. 

We’ve already got some vague character and set designs, and an idea of the overall plot. 

But the most important question is: Would any of you actually watch it?

any feedback, questions, comments, suggestions, anything are extremely welcome and immensely appreciated, so please don’t hesitate to reply?

something-sciency

@andalusa wanna get in on this??

hayle--storm-blog

Come on guys I’m in it :3

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“He told Sakura-chan she fought like a girl,” Naruto volunteered. Sasuke wondered why everyone in his life (except for Juugo) was a traitor.

“I don’t know if you’ve noticed,” Kakashi said, patiently, in the tone of voice that suggested he was contemplating, not for the first time, where exactly he had gone wrong with Team 7, “But the Godaime is a girl.”

anele-anomis

I like the style, but Sasuke never dowbplayed Sakura for her fighting or for the fact she is a girl… Naruto was more prone to do that than Sasuke…

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To be fair, I really don’t think canon Sasuke seriously gives a shit about gender re: power - he’s a moron about a lot of things but if there’s one thing he respects is power - but then again, canon Sakura wouldn’t react like this. It’s a joke. Please don’t take it too seriously.

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  • Gryffindor actual description: "TURN DOWN FOR WHAT?" *sees spider and screams*
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  • Ravenclaw actual description: hasn't left the house in six days, is down to one square of toilet paper but doesn't notice because they're so deep into the Internet
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  • Slytherin actual description: gets hit in the head with a dodgeball in p.e. because they were busy thinking of ways to overthrow the government
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  • Hufflepuff actual description: smiles a lot thinks about food 24/7 until someone disses their friend, then all hell breaks loose